the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:

kentucky-fried-bucky:

dontbeanassbutt:

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:

transhumanist-viking:

heckshowerthoughts:

just-shower-thoughts:

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

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K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

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Jesus Christ

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Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut

Some dude: cool, cool, got that

Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human

Some dude:

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diviningtheway:

confusedpolykin:

my body may be a temple but i am the god to whom it is devoted

do not presume to tell me how i may decorate my altar

This is quite possibly the best way I’ve heard to say “I dress how I want, deal with it”
There needs to be more things like this

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russell-howard:

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They are scared

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lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

what is it about a retail uniform that makes boomers lose all empathy or critical thinking

i was grabbing something to eat at whole foods and one woman started shouting “excuse me?! excuse me?!” and I ignored her cause I don’t know her. She then came up to me and grabbed my arm and went “I was calling you! Can you help me find something?” and I was like….I don’t work here? And she rolled her eyes and went “Well can you find me someone who DOES?” and when I said “No, sorry” she got all huffy. like…..bitch I don’t work here and I’m not on the clock. I need to eat.

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thgreatvaluecarmelo:

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squeeful:

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lightskinpiccolo:

it amazes me that people can say a black person (who lives in the south) making music about horses and farming with their prominent southern accent doesn’t count as country music because it incorporates (t)rap but white people can say some words fast and they kinda rhyme and all of a sudden they’re a rapper. somehow country music is sacred when it’s literally just music made in the country with a southern twang but rap is up for grabs for everyone despite its deep cultural and racial significance and ties

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biphobique:

nothing makes me more livid than society continuing to treat 13 year old girls like grown women but still babying men in their 30’s

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averagefairy:

icona pop said “i crashed my car into a bridge, i don’t care i love it” and we all really just accepted that

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