*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

(via givingblowjobs)


*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

(via dreams-are-4real)

  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point


when you just get out of the shower and your parents don’t tell you they have guests over


(via laugh-til-ya-fart)


who told you guys stretch marks were a bad thing??? thats the part that confuses me

maybe its how my mom raised me but stretch marks, extra belly fat, big thighs and all that have never been turn offs

women come in all shapes n sizes that’s just a natural state of being and that cant possibly be a bad thing