drake tryna get up from the chair after nicki leaves


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i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

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is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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So I found some weed in my brothers school jacket pocket today (i’ve thrown it away), and I probably wouldn’t care if it was anyone else tbh and I may sound like a hypocrite but i’m fucking pissed. The shit head is only fucking 14 and he’s already hanging out with shitty ass people and getting into smoking all this shit. If he was older like 17 or 18 i probably wouldn’t care but he’s just so young and he’s probably going to kill a few brain cells before they even develop. Idk what to do?? I really want to slap the shit outta him but at the same time I want him to be able to come and talk to me about this shit bc Lord knows our parents won’t fucking listen. Haven’t told them either bc I’m not a bitch that snitches but I still feel like that he should suffer a lil bit just for being a fucking dumb ass.